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As you can tell I'm watching Gremlins. Now that I am older and wiser I have so many questions about this movie. Why didn’t Billy capture the gremlins rather than kill them? Didn’t he realize if he gave every country in the world its own Gremlin that could have ended world hunger? You'll remember from the movie that if you get the maguis or gremlins wet they multiply. All you have to do is keep getting them wet and you will have an endless supply of maguis and gremlins to eat. Like most animals, they taste like chicken...except Gizmo, I ate him and he tasted more like a prime rib steak. So just slaughter the little bastards into gremlin beef happy meals and you will have an endless, free supply of food for the world. Am I the only one who thought of this?
And don’t let your magui eat after midnight. Watching the movie has made me realize that isn’t a smart thing to do. But my magui tricked me into believing that broccoli didn't count because it isn't really food....well it is. I had 10 green cocoons on my kitchen floor so I took them on the roof and dropped them like water balloons. Green goo burst everywhere like the 4th of July!
I do want another magui now though! I'll just have his stomach tied so he can't eat food after midnight. Anyone know where I can buy one? I don't see anyone selling them on Ebay or Craigslist. Ok I'm kidding...I didn't really waste my time checking if a magui was for sale on Craigslist. I did check Ebay though and no luck.
If anyone ever wants to have intellectual conversations about magui's or gremlins please send me a direct message. Serious messages only please! Okay I will stop talking about magui's now. I love magui's. Aren't they great? I wish I was a magui!
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