You know what they say....a pizza a day keeps the abs away. Or did that saying have something to do with an apple and a doctor? Whatever. The point is pizza makes the world go round. Tonight I devoured a pizza like a starvin Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and by the powers of grayskull it was awesome! I swear, if I was a junkie, I would stick two needles filled with pizza sauce in my veins in both my arms and just be high off the sauce for weeks. I was watching the movie Fight Club while eating my pizza and came up with my own Pizza Club. The first rule of pizza club is you don't talk about pizza club. The second rule of pizza club is you don't talk about pizza club. No one ever remembers the other rules but rule number 3 is eat...eat until you explode pepperonis and mushrooms. I love my homemade pizzas. Once I was making my pizza and didn't realize I was out of pepperonis (pepperonis = little glowing circles of heaven), so I ordered a Pizza Hut pizza, took the pepperonis off that pizza and put them on mine. Waste of money? Not at all. I spare no expense when it comes to pizza. I had an ex once tell me to go make out with a pizza and I did. Pizza > Sex. Well that's debatable.
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