Monday, September 28, 2009

My Amazing Words of Wisdom....now 30% wiser.

My Words of Wisdom: Save time today by watering your plants while taking a shower.

My Words of Wisdom: Don’t judge a book by its cover, watch the movie instead.

My Words of Wisdom: The next time someone tells you to be quiet, quietly kick their ass.

My Words of Wisdom: Live your life…or else.

My Words of Wisdom: Don’t trust an Eskimo who doesn’t eat Eskimo pies.

My Words of Wisdom: If you can’t trust yourself who can you trust? That’s why you should trust no one.

My Words of Wisdom: Good things come to those who wait, except for those people who don’t wait and have the time of their life.

My Words of Wisdom: Why run a mile when you can sit on the couch?

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